Paid-ads engine · intake open Q2 2026
Turbocharged growth for educators.
Paid ads, email, and SMS for educational brands — courses, curricula, languages, kids' STEM, professional training. 30-day pilot. Zero management fee. You pay when we hit the target, not before.
Apply and qualify
Short filter form. If the numbers don't work on paper, we'll say so and save us both a call.
Day 0 — 48h
We build, launch, and learn
Pixel audit, CAPI setup, clean campaign structure, four creative angles. You agree to a ROAS target. We run it for 30 days.
Day 1 — 30
Hit the number — or pay nothing
If we hit the target, we roll into a retainer. If we miss, you pay nothing and keep every asset we built.
Day 30 — close-out
PILOT 01 · TARGET PROFILE · MODELED
A pilot that hits its number, by the numbers.
Target shape of a 30-day pilot on $4,500 in managed spend at a 2.0× blended ROAS floor. These are the targets we build every engagement around — your real numbers replace them the moment we close.
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- You sell an educational product — a course, curriculum, learning app, tutoring program, language program, STEM kit — with a real track record of paying customers.
- 02
- What you teach actually helps people. Academic, creative, professional, languages, kids' STEM — all fair game. "Make money online" and grift-adjacent offers — not a fit.
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- You're doing $5k–$50k per month from organic traffic or word of mouth — and have hit a ceiling you can't scale past without paid.
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- You can commit $3k/month minimum to ad spend, separate from anything you'd pay us as a retainer.
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- You want one accountable team running your ads — not a 20-person agency with a PowerPoint onboarding.
Think of us as a chipped turbo bolted to your growth engine — paid ads, email, and SMS for educational brands. One accountable team. Measured honestly. Every dollar tracked.
We don't do SEO, social media management, branding, or web design. We do growth — and we report on it every week with the kind of numbers your bank account can verify. Read the FAQ →
Pixel & tracking audit
Pixel events mapped to real revenue, CAPI installed server-side, UTMs standardized, attribution window agreed in writing.
Organic vs. paid split
Last 30 days of organic revenue captured so we see exactly what paid contributed versus what was already happening.
Creative matrix
Four angle variants at launch. Every angle logged with its hypothesis, not just its metrics.
Weekly creative kills
Underperformers cut at week one. Winners scaled 20% per day max. Every decision logged with a one-line rationale.
Honest post-mortem
The final report includes what flopped, the hypothesis we had, and what actually happened.
Assets stay with you
Pixels, audiences, creative, reports — all yours on day 30 whether we hit the target or not. No lock-in.
Q/01 What's the catch?
Q/02 What if you don't hit the target?
Q/03 How much ad spend do I need?
Q/04 Do I need existing creative assets?
Q/05 What about my existing agency?
Q/06 What does the retainer cost after the pilot?
Q/07 Why only educational brands?
Q/08 What channels do you run?
Who we're not a fit for
- [ × ] "Make money online," crypto, FBA, dropshipping, manifestation coaching, and anything grift-adjacent.
- [ × ] Pre-launch products with no sales history. The pilot needs a baseline to beat.
- [ × ] Anyone currently running ads through another agency. We won't take over an in-flight account mid-campaign.
- [ × ] Products priced below $49. The ROAS math rarely works at that price point for cold paid traffic.